22 Unlikely Social Media Statuses Ending with #YOLO
This post is a product of two things: reading too many posts on Thought Catalog and Cord Jefferson’s most recent Twitter status.
Thought Catalog is a blog written for and by twentysomethings about various topics, including internet memes and etiquette. Cord Jefferson, the Senior Editor at GOOD Magazine, often tweets things much more thought-provoking than what he ate for breakfast. In his latest tweet, he chirped: “I feel like #YOLO is very offensive to our brothers and sisters who believe in reincarnation. What does Drizzy have against Sikhs? Hmmmm?”
So, without further ado, here are some failed statues I came up with, all ending with the ever-popular you-only-live-once hashtag. Feel free to comment with any of your own, or just talk about how much you want #YOLO to die.
- Just bought a book with 75 new knitting patterns. I’m making a sweater for my niece! #YOLO
- Used a manual can opener instead of electric. Hope I don’t get carpal tunnel. #YOLO
- Binge drank water from my Brita filter #YOLO
- Did my math homework entirely in pen #YOLO
- Bought regular instead of organic avocados at Trader Joe’s #YOLO
- Used Georgia instead of Times New Roman on my term paper #YOLO
- Bought up all the SPF 50 at CVS. SPF 35 is for the weak! #YOLO
- Drove in complete silence #YOLO
- Let my cereal get soggy for an extra thirty seconds #YOLO
- Sent a heartfelt tweet to my favorite celebrity #YOLO
- Ate pizza with a fork and knife #YOLO
- Made my bed before heading off to work #YOLO
- Printed out and laminated my grocery list #YOLO
- Watched One Direction on SNL #YOLO
- Paid full-price admission to the museum the day after Free Friday #YOLO
- Took notes while watching PBS #YOLO
- Wore a knitted scarf in the summer #YOLO
- Used my sweatpants as a napkin #YOLO
- Used the public restroom at Yosemite #YOLO
- Wore nude-colored tights #YOLO
- Actively kept up with worldwide events #YOLO
- Read every post on Twenty Two #YOLO
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